Doc Chaos at Southern Genes shares some sinister, Murphy's Law-inspired science "horror-scopes" for December. For Virgos, Chaos says 'tis the season — for spring cleaning. "Yeah, that means cleaning 10 years worth of baked-on agarose out of the microwave." Things don't look so great for Taurus, either: "Every single one of your conference-pen collection will mysteriously disappear this month," Chaos says. And for those Cancers, who've meticulously modified their lab protocols to prepare for a brief holiday hiatus, the cosmos apparently have other plans. "The experiments you have been planning to work around your two days off on Christmas will muck themselves up and you will have to come in to the lab anyway," Chaos playfully predicts.
What's Your Sign?
Dec 10, 2010