Apparently we humans are only using a measly three percent of our DNA, but don't worry -- a new company, called DNA Perfection, says it can turn on your "junk DNA" to let loose your "dormant superhuman abilities." The DNA Practitioner, Toby Alexander, even activates your DNA remotely. Larry Moran concludes on his blog: "I strongly believe that David Hannum, in his famous comment to P.T. Barnum, grossly underestimated the number of suckers born every minute."
Seriously, Gullible Isn't in the Dictionary. We Swear.
Jun 09, 2008