It Wouldn't Be Friday Without a Good Dose of Satire

Aug 10, 2007

It's a good time for some end-of-the-week humor, and our favorite satirical publication, The Onion, delivers. Since there's no point trying to one-up them on humor, we'll just give you the opening line and encourage you to check out the rest of the article:

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