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Glad These Aren't Your Students?

Apr 02, 2009

According to an exam paper posted at comedy site Kontraband, verifying mutants in your phenotypic screen by "using the radioactive ooze" and drawing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle won't get you any marks. Also, yelling "All your base belong to us" will land you three days of out-of-school suspension.

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