It's the end of the school year and professors everywhere are getting back their evaluations from their students. Ethan Siegel at Starts with a Bang posts some of the gems he has received along with his translations of the comments and his responses:
Translation: I don't want the three-hour lab I registered for to take three hours.
Response: You have unrealistic expectations, and clearly did not read the course description before signing up for the course, or the syllabus that I gave you once you had signed up for the course. Try getting your work done instead of goofing off with your lab partners.