NEW YORK, April 1 (GenomeWeb News) - Following the successful sequencing of the common laboratory rat, New York City's Metropolitan Transit Authority has contracted with a team of scientists at Rockefeller University to study sequence variations in the genome of a common subspecies, the city's subway rat Rattus norvegicus indestructibus.
"Those wimpy, pampered lab rats wouldn't survive five minutes in this city," said Rockefeller researcher Duane St. Patrick. "They'd get fried on the third rail of the subway track. But New York rats run up and down those rails."
At a press conference announcing the project,
The project will look for single nucleotide polymorphisms and other genetic differences that may be key to the extremophile-like survival rates of R. norvegicus indestructibus. Among the potentially hereditary behaviors to be probed include the animal's ability to consume and digest large quantities of lead paint chips, to survive underwater for 20 minutes and to fall over 150 feet without skeletal damage. In addition, females are known for their ability to shorten their gestation period to less t
By Mayor Bloomberg's account, the project should also be a catalyst to developing
The Subway Rat Genome Project will be funded with proceeds from a 50-cent increase in fares for subway riders which, as usual, New Yorkers are expected to accept without protest.
The project is expected to take six months, with only the last few weeks set aside for the actual lab work. Says St. Patrick: "The hard part is catching one, and we want to make sure we have several months in which to do that."
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