You Had to Say It

Some words should never be said in the lab.

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"Unscheduled all-hands

"Unscheduled all-hands meeting, right now"

I can take care of myself.

I can take care of myself.

"What does this button do?"

"What does this button do?"

Trust me on this one.

Trust me on this one.

Was this out all night?

Was this out all night?

We do it THIS way...

We do it THIS way...

Oh yeah, that always happens.

Oh yeah, that always happens.

Don't worry about the Geiger.

Don't worry about the Geiger.

Watch this!! (Usually

Watch this!! (Usually results in a Darwin award nomination.

We tried that once and it

We tried that once and it doesn't work. Hate that line!

Has this ever been

Has this ever been calibrated?

Happy with your performance

Happy with your performance but
We would keep you but
This article answers your questions

Nevermind THAT control

Nevermind THAT control

Why would you want to repeat

Why would you want to repeat the experiment, that looks perfect let's publish it

Where are the controls?

Where are the controls?